IF YOU THINK KIEREN WIPING SIMON’S COVER-UP WAS THE MOST INTIMATE MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF RECORDED TV CLAP YOUR HANDS AND WIPE YOUR EYES
imagine a PDS person coming home and immediately checking their follower count
imagine a PDS fic writer coming back online after the rising like “sorry for slow updates I was dead”
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
Don DeLillo (via wordsthat-speak)
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
'Pancake' should be a term that refers to panromantic asexuals. I need this to happen.
Marc Maron (via argufy)
I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.