ZThemes
We write the paths
|| E. / 18 / The Dark Lord ||
Panromantic Asexual

Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and explore the caves, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

of our adventure

wolflioness:

IF YOU THINK KIEREN WIPING SIMON’S COVER-UP WAS THE MOST INTIMATE MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF RECORDED TV CLAP YOUR HANDS AND WIPE YOUR EYES

tigersinlondon:

mymoregeousbdff:

imagine a PDS person coming home and immediately checking their follower count

imagine a PDS fic writer coming back online after the rising like “sorry for slow updates I was dead”

via acesam

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(Source: iseeaghoul)

If you reveal everything, bare every feeling, ask for understanding, you lose something crucial to your sense of yourself. You need to know things that others don’t know. It’s what no one knows about you that allows you to know yourself.

Don DeLillo (via wordsthat-speak)

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

e-owi:

'Pancake' should be a term that refers to panromantic asexuals. I need this to happen.

I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.

Marc Maron (via argufy)

(Source: goofballery)

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

officialsterek:

it occurred to me that some of you haven’t seen this picture